I don’t know why I like using alliteration for my post titles. I’m crazy. I’m also drunk. 😛

I bought some local Millers beer, just to try it, and see why everybody is raving over it. Well.. I’m on my third bottle (this is not the only thing I’m drinking), and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for… (U2). It tastes like those flavoured water things you can buy. It appears to be pretending to be beer. God, Americans need to learn how to make real beer. I don’t want to have to resort to making my own. God save Windhoek Lager. Now that’s real beer!

Fuckit, if I ever move to the states, and this (Millers) is the best beer I can find, I think I’ll just cry.