Still sick (in the head)

God, I don’t know how anyone can function even semi-normally when you feel like this.

I’ve had a headache that just won’t quit since (I think) yesterday morning. At the moment it feels like I’ve had it forever. It’s one of those bastards that sits there dormant, until you do something silly, like breathe. Then it wakes up and slashes you across the top of your head with extremely sharp claws that leave scores that ache away into stillness.

And it happens in your sleep, too. You end up dreaming about this large purple dinosaur that does this “I love you” dance on top of your head…and every time his foot connects with the top of your skull, you feel it way down in your soul.

And for those of you who think I’m possibly a furry fetishist, I’m not, okay? I have two young kids, so sue me.